You Were Taught
to Wipe With Dry Paper.
Nobody Told You
There Was a Better Way.
There is. One pump of Zymatic turns standard toilet paper into a soothing, genuinely clean wipe with no blocking your pipes, filling your bin, or costing you a plumber.
We wouldn't wash our hands without water. So why are we still wiping without it?
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You Were Sold a Lie.
And You've Been Paying for It.
The label says "flushable." Your city council disagrees. Your plumber definitely disagrees. Here's what every option is actually costing you.
Dry Toilet Paper
Smears instead of cleans. So you wipe again. And again. Until you're raw, frustrated, and still not confident you're done. Every single time.
"Flushable" Wet Wipes
They feel good. But they're plastic fibres that never break down. Cities banned them. Plumbers pull them out by the armful. One blocked drain can cost over $1,000. And you're buying them by the pack.
Bidets & Sprays
Cold water shock. Useless at work, on a plane, or at a friend's place. Expensive to install. You still have to dry off. And you can't put one in your handbag.
We wouldn't wash our hands with dry paper.
We wouldn't shower without water.
We wouldn't brush our teeth without toothpaste.
So why are we still wiping the most sensitive part of our body with dry paper. Hoping for the best?
You haven't been doing it wrong. You just hadn't been shown a better way. Until now.
Show Me the Better Way →
It's Not Water.
That's the Point.
Wet wipes work. They also destroy your plumbing. They're soaked in moisture and made of tough fibres that never break down. Most end up in landfill or your sewer.
Zymatic is a viscous gel that sits on top of the paper fibres. The paper stays firm and strong while you wipe. No tearing, no "paper pills," no endless re-wiping. One pass and you're done. Actually done.
The gel is cool, soothing, and pH-balanced. That means no sting, no rawness, no chemical burn. Just the clean, calm confidence of knowing you're genuinely fresh. The kind of clean that dry paper has never delivered and never will.
Dry paper strength. Wet wipe clean. Nothing left behind.
Three Steps. Every Time.
Works with any toilet paper. Any brand. Any ply.
You're Spending $384 a Year
on Wipes That Clog Your Pipes.
The average Australian buys 3–4 packs of wet wipes a month. Each pack of 40 wipes gets you about 13 toilet visits. Then goes to landfill. One Zymatic bottle delivers 120 visits. Do the maths.
❌ ~$8/pack × 4 packs/month
❌ = $384/year on wipes
❌ That clog your sewer
❌ And go straight to landfill
How Do the Options Stack Up?
| Zymatic 🍑 | "Flushable" Wipes | Dry Paper | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Actually Flushable | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Paper Stays Strong | ✅ | N/A | ✅ |
| Soothing Clean | ✅ | ✅ | ❌ |
| Septic & Sewer Safe | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Works Anywhere | ✅ | 🟡 Bulky | ✅ |
| Zero Plastic Waste | ✅ | ❌ | ✅ |
10,000 Australians Found
a Smarter Way to Wipe.
They travel without carrying wipe packets. They use work bathrooms without compromise. They walk out of every bathroom confident. Here's what they said after they switched.
"I suffer from IBS and colitis so this is a God send."
"No more dreading number twos, because of the need to wipe and wipe and wipe."
"One in the handbag, one in the bathroom, one spare."
"Does the job well & the bonus is no clogging of plumbing!!!"
This Is What Changes.
One small bottle. One pump. Everything below flips.
Still Have a Question?
Will the paper fall apart?
That's the most common question. Regular water soaks through paper fibres and weakens them. Zymatic is a viscous gel that sits on the surface, not inside the fibres. The paper keeps its structure while you wipe. Once it hits the toilet, the gel disperses and the paper dissolves exactly like it should.
Is it actually safe to flush?
Yes. Wet wipes are made of tough many times plastic fibres that cause 75% of sewer blockages. Zymatic is a plant based gel applied to standard toilet paper. If your toilet paper is safe to flush (it is), Zymatic goes with it. 100% biodegradable. 100% septic safe. Zero blockages.
Is it safe for sensitive skin, IBS, or haemorrhoids?
Yes. Zymatic is pH-balanced, paraben free, alcohol free, and includes Witch Hazel Extract for mild anti-inflammatory relief. Safe for sensitive skin, eczema, IBS, haemorrhoids, and post-partum use. Child-friendly too. If you have a specific medical concern, check with your doctor. For everyday sensitivity, it's built for exactly that.
How long does one bottle last?
Each 30ml bottle delivers up to 120 visits. A pack of 40 wet wipes gets about 13. Most households find one bottle lasts 4–6 weeks. The Trio Pack (home, car, work) is the most popular option.
Can I cancel the subscription?
Yes - any time, with zero hassle. Log in to your account, skip or cancel before your next billing date. No phone calls. No forms. No guilt. Most subscribers stay because it just works. But you're never locked in.
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Trio Pack
Home · Car · Work · 360 visits
3 bottles · home, car & work · delivered every 6 weeks · cancel anytime
- 3 bottles for less than 2. Save $19.98 on the bundle
- Free shipping every 6 weeks. Worth ~$10 per delivery
- 5% off every order. $2.75 back every time
- Pause, skip or cancel. No lock-in, ever
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Not convinced after 30 days? Get a full refund. No questions, no hassle. We built this because we believe in it. If it doesn't clean better than dry paper, you shouldn't pay for it.
You Don't Have to
Keep Tolerating Dry.
One pump. That's the whole change. The people who've switched don't talk about it. They just know. Every bathroom, every time, actually clean. Try it for 30 days. If it doesn't deliver, you get every dollar back.
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